I am going to make two little kiddies very happy today.

Today at work, the cook was making something that smelled delicious (as always) and someone went back there and asked, “What smells so good?” and he goes—without missing a beat—“Oh, I just showered” and I lost it.

negritaaa:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

yooooooo

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing



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